Jokes#3

1)Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2)Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do..
Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.